(via thegoldenpisspot)
Do you think that’s a Mom … ? …OR (alternatively) do you think it is a Dad?
Dad Star Status: PENDING.
I TUMBL DADS
WONT STOP, CANT STOP.
“ I wanna be that dad who knows how to make stuff out of wood
(via nicolazaro)
If you want to fail at fatherhood, just be like THIS GUY.
Wow; is he even a Dad?
You can’t just “wanna,” you gotta “gotta.”
1.3 / 5 Dad Stars (-3.1 for lack of specificity
Curtis Jackson wants to be a father. In this song/video, he claims this. Indeed, Jackson is poised to “Get Child or Die Trying”; personally, I bet he will. He also claims he’s good at sex:
“I’m extremely focused when I’m strokin /
I bet I’ll get you open /
I’ll leave your headboard broken /
You think I’m joking? /
I BET I’LL GET YOU OPEN”
That’s crazy …. “Getting open” reminds me of childbirth, which is related to fatherhood. Interesting.
3.4/5 Dad Stars
This is about dads; I enjoy the message.
3.5/5 Stars
(via thathipsterporn)
basically i want to be able to look at my son one day - right in the eye - and say “your mom was fucking hot”. and then we high five, me and the kid. or something. i haven’t thought all this out yet.
Two new Slug dadies :0)
4.6/5 Dad Stars (+.1 for glowing penis orb)
This is America’s dad; also Sasha and Malia’s dad.
4.5/5 Dad Stars (+.3 for reform)
Boss.
NADIM???? ;)
“Hello,” I say! My name is RUSS and I am a new Tumblr. I was hoping to communicate with the larger world more, and so I joined! Furthermore, I was ESPECIALLY hoping to come into contact with a special dad named NADIM???? Is this possible here??? Let’s chat! 
Boss.
